“IS THIS ANYTHING?” by Jerry Seinfeld

Men’s Minds

“And I’m sure women probably wonder
<<What are men thinking anyway?>>

You really want to know what men are thinking?

Because I can tell you what men are thinking.

You know what we’re thinking?

Nothing.

We’re not thinking anything.

<<We want women.>>

That’s it.

That is the only clear thought any of us has ever had our entire lives.

The next step after that, we have absolutely no idea what to do about it.

That’s why we’re honking car horns, making kissing noises out the window.

These are the best ideas we’ve had so far.

We’re trying to come up with some new programs but it’s not easy when your mind’s a blank.”

Kindle, 2022